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Christian Bale successfully mocked by Simon Pegg. Simon Pegg outstandingly mocked by me.

Posted in Celebrities, Uncategorized with tags , , , , on December 28, 2009 by thechickywing

So, rewatching my pirated copy of Batman Begins for the tenth time, I thought I was the only person in the world who’d noticed that Christian Bale’s voice was dubbed over by Kathleen Turner in every scene where he appeared in the Batsuit.

Still wondering why Bruce Wayne retains this raspiness when talking to people who already know he’s Batman, and formulating a hypothesis that the suit itself restricts his vocal chords and that the rasp is beyond Batman’s control, I turned to my most famous invention (the Internet) to prove my theory.

I stumbled instead across the harsh truth that I am not the cleverest person in the world and that Simon Pegg, beloved Shawn in Shawn of the Dead, had gotten to Christian Bale before I did. Pegg, you are a worthy rival indeed!

I do however, have a one-up on Pegg; I never made a movie called How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, though I left something sort of like it in the toilet this morning.