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Sucking My Balls! The Birth of Miso Funny

Posted in Celebrities, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on December 28, 2009 by thechickywing

Ok ok, so I, the great Chicky Wing, don’t actually have real testicles (like the ones they make babies with). But that doesn’t stop me from telling poeple to “sucking them!”

As mantras go, this one is reliable. The key is in the poor grammar. “Suck my balls” is too accusatory, and should things go awry, the passive “sucking” can help cover your tracks. Ex.: “Oh, who is sucking my balls, you ask? Why not you, of course, officer.”

But I digress.

Feeling limited by the fact that only a handful of people are usually around to witness my public shamings and derisions, I invented the Internet, then blogging, and then my chef d’oeuvre Miso Funny.

I like to think of Miso Funny as a megaphone – a giant megaphone emitting a constant and resounding “SUCKING MY BALLS!,” with a built-in, state of the art You-Deserve-My-Contempt Radar, for honing in on people, things and ideas that most sorely need to be pummeled by my furious, fist-like words into the back alley chinatown dumpster that is public disgrace.

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